Elephant dung anyone?

Today I miss the time to poop, later tonight.....

Me: I feel constipated. I wanna go sleep now.

Friend: Why you constipated you go sleep?

Me: Can't do anything about it, better go sleep hopefully can come out tomorrow. Now I feel fat. Full of shit.

Friend: At least it can come out if it's shit

Me: True... I expect at least 2kg lighter after shit.

Friend: 2kg? You think you elephant is it?

Suddenly I got wahyu to check up the facts again. (Nite's fact finding bug strikes again). A grown elephant produces 50kg of shit a day. I produce 2kg means I am a baby elephant. You can measure an elephant's body temperature by sticking a thermometer into its poop once its out of the ... butt hole. I don't think you can do that with my poop though.

Most interesting of all, it is being used to make paper now. See this website. You might be scribbling meeting minutes on elephant poop so as we speak. It is a noble and creative way to conserve elephants and best of all you don't need to kill an elephant to get its dung.